do you ever roll up your sleeves to wash your hands and one of the sleeves starts slipping down like its attracted to the water and all you can think is “dont you fucking dare”
talking to your crush sounds like a good idea until you actually have to talk to your crush
Congratulations, you broke physics.
this gave me an aneurysm
That car one makes me want to cry.
Physics go home, you’re drunk.
i remember way too many small details about people so i have to act dumb sometimes so i don’t freak them out
HEICHOU!!! STOP BEING SASSY WITH THAT BROOM!!!
I SERIOUSLY JUST WENT THROUGH OVER 100 POSTS JUST TO FIND THIS AGAIN BECAUSE I SAW IT JUST AS SOON AS I REFRESHED. OMFG
HELP IM CHOKING
HOLY HELL! GIMME MINE!
my heart is beating so fast i just googled “how many dogs are there in the world” and an article in 2012 says that there are around 525 million and i can’t believe it that is so many dogs, and so many of them are happy and wagging their tails and they love u and they want 2 give u little puppy kisses and lie in the sun or trot in the snow and they are alive and they make me want to be alive also
do you ever start to get like really irrationally mad at people for no reason like because they’re standing around in the kitchen and won’t leave when you want to get some food or they move something you set down somewhere else or they forget to close the door when they leave like it’s just a stupid little thing but it makes you so mad
Loki doesn’t give a fuck XD
He was going through his diary
Sorry, I had to reblog this one.
Reblogging myself, this is turning interesting